BP

Despite promising myself some decades ago that I would never again write another ad, last night after quite a few whiskies I broke that promise. In a drunken frenzy I was overcome with an idea so brilliant I was compelled to commit it to paper. The idea was a press ad for British Petroleum.

However, in the cold light of morning I can now see that far from being a work of genius, it is in fact merely a drawing of a duck.